Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Rick Perry Wants To Get Rid of Your Guns

While many in the politcal arena expected Governor Rick Perry of Texas to oppose the recent suggestions for stronger gun control, Perry trumped them all by suggesting that guns aren't needed at all. Only prayer is. "Laws, the only redoubt of secularism," Perry said, "will not suffice. Let us all return to our places of worship and pray for help. Above all, let us pray for our children."

This statement was a clear indication that, for Perry, gun control wasn't enough, but that our only line of defense is prayer to God himself. Perry added: "God is a real bastard-bitch-motherfucker, and if you forget even for one day to talk to him while on your knees, he will whisper in some gunman's ear and have him kill your children. Sandy Hook was proof of this. Neither more guns nor less guns are the answer. All we can do is beg God not to kill us."

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